Superheroes

Clark Kent is not a commentary on the human race

I haven’t seen Kill Bill, but I came across this quote on tumblr the other day:

A staple of the superhero mythology is, there’s the superhero and there’s the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he’s Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn’t become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he’s Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red “S”, that’s the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears – the glasses, the business suit – that’s the costume. That’s the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He’s weak… he’s unsure of himself… he’s a coward. Clark Kent is Superman’s critique on the whole human race.
— Bill (Kill Bill Vol.2, 2004)

I’ve read this argument elsewhere online and I’ve heard it from a few friends too.  I agree with the point that Superman was born Superman and that sets him apart from other superheroes. His alter ego is Clark Kent as opposed to a superhero persona that other characters like Bruce Wayne and Peter Parker had to create.

I don’t agree with the argument, however, that the Clark Kent guise is a critique of the human race.  Superman doesn’t dress like Clark Kent because he thinks that’s how the average human being is.  Superman dresses like Clark Kent as a disguise.  He wants to be under the radar, to be the last person anyone would expect to be Superman so that he can have a life outside of the blue suit and cape.  So the glasses, the dorky behavior, the insecurities–that’s all an act to distance himself from the Superman persona.  Superman could have chosen to stay on the farm in Smallville.  He could have played professional football.  He could have been a travel agent.  He could have done anything, but he wanted to keep a low profile and stay close to world news.  He took a job at the Daily Planet and he pretends to be the most awkward dork in the world. No one thinks he’s anything like Superman because if anyone did, Superman couldn’t attempt to live a normal life in Metropolis.

Bruce Wayne uses a deeper voice when he’s Batman.  Peter Parker constantly banters with villains and makes wisecracks as he web-slings around New York City.  They put on acts like Superman does, but their situations are polar opposites.  Batman and Spider-Man make spectacles of themselves while Clark Kent tries to blend into the background.  The Clark Kent guise is Superman’s understanding of the type of people we don’t pay attention to but not a stereotype of humans.

Superhero cover

If you browse through my posts on this blog, you’ll notice that I’ve written a lot about superheroes.  That’s because I love all the aspects of superhero stories so much- the super powers, yeah, but also the character study/development, the take on morality, and the commentary on our world.

Lately, I’ve been thinking about a superhero having an alter ego as a taxi driver. Superman is Clark Kent at the Daily Planet so he can keep up with breaking news and help as he’s able. The downside is Clark has to do all the work a reporter does first to earn a living and second to keep his position at the Daily Planet so he can stay close to the news. I see pros and cons for my taxi driver scenario as well.

Pros

  • can listen to police radio as he cruises around the city
  • has a valid alibi–taxis can show up pretty much anywhere at any time
  • personal transportation (significantly more important if his superpower has nothing to do with transportation)

Cons

  • conflict of interests – What does he do if he hears a call he wants to respond to while he has a passenger in the car?
  • rush hour
  • use gas money for patrolling/cruising
  • difficult to maintain a reputation as a reliable cabbie

I have no idea what sort of hero he’d be or what abilities he’d have.  I’ve been thinking about the practicality of alter egos only.  I think there are fun possibilities for a taxi driver by day, a superhero by…well, day or night.  Maybe some day I’ll play around with the idea.

Superman vs. Clark Kent

I know what you’re thinking after reading the title. What do you mean Superman VS Clark Kent? Everyone knows they’re the same person unless you mean something like Bizarro or that scene in Superman III where Clark and Superman actually DID split in two…

I mean the distinction between the persona of Superman and the persona of Clark Kent. Superman is cool because he’s the first comic book hero. If it weren’t for him, we wouldn’t have many of the other superheroes in pop culture. He’s the best example of an ideal hero–a person with solid morals who helps people just because he can. Superman is arguably the most important superhero but that doesn’t mean he’s the most interesting. We know he can’t get hurt unless there’s Kryptonite around, so it’s hard to build suspense. It’s hard to care about a character who doesn’t actually sacrifice or risk anything by going into dangerous situations to save people.

Superman isn’t very interesting because he’s so powerful. Clark Kent, though, fascinates me.

No matter what, Clark Kent is an outsider. He has loving parents who consider him their own son, but his superpowers set him apart from everyone else on the planet. He has to keep his true origins a secret, and when he develops his powers, he has to hide them. Clark Kent constantly has to hold back, and he has to put up a front that he’s a normal, ordinary person (unless he’s in his Superman suit). I love watching how a person deals with that, and that’s infinitely more interesting than Superman’s track record of saving lives.

So when someone asks me who my favorite superhero is, I say Superman but I actually mean Clark Kent (and you can’t have one without the other). Maybe I should just say Spiderman from now on so I don’t have to deal with remarks like, “But Superman’s so lame because he’s so strong!” I understand that, and it’s not why I like the character…but I’m off on a tangent.

My interest in Clark Kent was the primary reason I fell in love with Smallville. I loved the series because the premise was Clark Kent in high school. (It also helped that the series was well done–good cast, smart direction, the budget for awesome visual and special effects.) Smallville was about Clark growing up, figuring out who he is, and having a normal life despite his alien origins. Superman wasn’t part of the story yet. For the first four seasons, the show focused on Clark most of the time, and it was great. We saw him make mistakes, but we also saw the inklings of a hero emerge. No television series had explored Clark Kent as a teenager, and the fact that Smallville was highest-rated series in a long time on the WB was proof that people were tuning in and enjoying it.

Somewhere along the line, the writers lost sight of what made the show incredible. For me, that point was the 100th episode when Jonathan died. Martha and Jonathan Kent were an important part of the show. They were the only people who knew Clark’s secret so they were the only ones he could go to for guidance and advice. For a while, the Kent family was the best portrayal of a TV family. That ended in the 100th episode, and Martha isn’t even on the show anymore. I stopped watching Smallville regularly after that, and I tune in every now and then (because old habits die hard), but the show’s just not the same anymore.

I’m not saying the show isn’t good anymore. Smallville got renewed for a ninth season, so it still has a strong audience. It’s just not the same show it was when it started. I know the show has gained a lot of viewers over the years, but I think they lost fans along the way too because of the changes they’ve made.

Hancock had a good premise

I wasn’t very interested in seeing Hancock, but it wasn’t a waste of time. It started off as an interesting, original superhero film. John Hancock (played by Will Smith) has superpowers but a bad reputation with the public. Ray Embrey (Jason Bateman) is a public relations executive who offers to reinvent Hancock’s image after Hancock saves his life. Charlize Theron plays Mary, Ray’s wife. Major plot spoilers below the image.

I like the idea of a superhero who helps out but doesn’t really care about others. Hancock saves people and stops disasters, but he doesn’t make it nice and tidy. He wrecks buildings and he causes traffic jams. It’s a nice change from Superman creating fine-tuned order out of chaos. (Watch the scene in Superman Returns where Superman zips around Metropolis during the earthquake, blasting broken glass with his heat vision and catching falling parts of buildings before they hit the pedestrians on the street below. It’s cool and only Superman could pull that off, but it’s too neat.) Granted, we don’t know why Hancock even bothers, but it’s nice to see a super-powered person who gets his hands dirty.

The movie could have stayed on that thread–a superhero who needs to reinvent his image, who needs to have a better reputation with the public and answer to the damages he causes. It’s similar to that guy suing Mr. Incredible for saving him when he didn’t want to be saved. It can be comical and it’s different. It makes you think about how superheroes would function in the real world. Will Smith could have easily pulled that off, but even he couldn’t make the rest of Hancock entertaining.

It should have ended with the new and improved Hancock, polite and available to lend a helping hand in his spiffy suit. The movie drags on though. The lame mythos, the soap-opera side-plot between Hancock and Mary (lost lovers with a dash of amnesia mixed in) and the forced sacrifices the characters have to make feel like excuses to have a few fight scenes and blood.

Hancock deserves some credit for a different take on superhero movies, but the last third of the movie should have been cut.

Marvel and DC Movies

Since I saw Iron Man last week, I’ve been thinking about a few differences between Marvel and DC comic book movies. I like movies from both and I’m not saying one side is necessarily better than the other.

For the sake of brevity and to keep me from rambling too much, I’m not counting sequels. The Dark Knight comes out in July and Spiderman and X-Men both had successful sequels. But I’m not talking about those–just the first installments.

Here’s the list of why I think Marvel is more willing to take risks but still respects the comic book origins of its characters.

1) Marvel jump-started the superhero movie genre with X-Men.

I think most people consider Spiderman the beginning of the current trend of comic book movies because it was so successful, but mutants were in theaters two years earlier with X-Men in 2000. We had the Superman movies in the late 70s and early 80s, and Marvel brought back spandexed heroes in the 21st century.

2) It’s okay to change the costume, but be sensible.

Brandon Routh’s Superman and Tobey Maguire’s Spiderman donned darker colored suits than their traditional bright costumes, and that worked out well. Hugh Jackman’s wardrobe went a step further by replacing Wolverine’s yellow suit with black leather. This change might have offended classic fans, but it was a smart move. Silver-screen Wolverine in sunshine yellow just wouldn’t have been as intimidating. Or nearly as cool. Marvel knows when comic book and cartoon colors won’t translate to real life.

3) Main characters can be serious and funny in the same movie. Really.

Every comic book movie to date has its bright and dark moments, but I think Marvel does a better job of balancing the two sides. Peter Parker’s geekiness and the younger X-Mens’ lack of control add some comic relief to their movies. “But wait,” you say, “Clark Kent’s dorky. That’s funny sometimes.” That’s not enough. You need smart, funny dialogue. A broad sense of humor that appeals to a lot of people.

Iron Man has it: Tony Stark’s snarky, sarcastic personality, his flops in developing the suit, his quirky robots. Comedic timing in there throughout the movie.

Sure, Clark’s a dork, but I’m not laughing when he gets stabbed with Kryptonite seconds after Lex mocks him. I am, however, cheering on Iron Man even as he’s fighting a machine 3 times his size. Batman Begins has it’s moments, but I mostly remember rain, sewers, and Batman’s cape billowing across the screen. Uplifting moments have to stick out if you’re going to remember a movie’s light-heartedness.

4) Changing minor things is okay, but please leave major aspects of the character alone.

I can make this point brief. Giving Spiderman organic webbing is (arguably) cool. Giving Superman an illegitimate son is (definitely) not.

5) You can appeal to more than superhero fans. (Yes, it can be done.)

Marvel movies do a great job with giving the audience a brief origin story and necessary background information with plenty of time left for an awesome movie made of action scenes, character development, suspense, humor, and a little romance. We see Peter Parker get bitten by the spider, and then he gets his powers. Does the movie have to tell us how his parents died? No, so it doesn’t. Tony Stark builds his iron suit while being held captive, but we don’t hear anything about his mother (and that’s okay). We meet the heroes and then they’re off to save citizens and fight crime.

DC has a different method. We see Bruce Wayne watch his parents’ murder. We see he’s afraid of bats, and he becomes Batman to overcome his fear and fight crime in Gotham. That’s really great, but is all of that introduction necessary? Even with the movie reigniting the franchise? I don’t know. I would have been fine going into the movie knowing this Batman was slightly different from past incarnations. I wouldn’t need multiple scenes to explain it to me. Then there’s Superman Returns. Good fun if you’re a long-time Superman fan and enjoy spotting all the references to past incarnations of the Man in Steel. The film’s crew obviously spent a lot of time working those references in, but that work will be appreciated only by a small audience who already loved Superman. What good are those homages to the casual viewer?

The scene where Superman catches Kitty’s speeding car is well-shot and exciting. But how many people know that Superman’s stance as he lowers the car to the street is a throwback to Action Comics 1, the first comic book in which Superman appeared?

 

Or for another example, how many people saw the bartender near the beginning of the film and thought he looked familiar? Superman fans know the actor is Jack Larson, and he portrayed Jimmy Olsen in the 1950s live-action Adventures of Superman series (with George Reeves as Superman/Clark Kent).

Those bits in the movie are great for existing Superman fans, but the general audience doesn’t care. Superman Returns is a decent movie on its own, but there are several confusing things in the plot-holed script. What’s going on with Superman’s son? Since when does Perry have a nephew (involved with Lois)? Is the Fortress of Solitude broken? More knowledgeable fans can guess answers to these questions, but everyone else is lost.

6) Marvel makes movies for its lesser-known heroes.

DC have given us Batman and Superman, and that’s great. But everyone knows Batman and Superman, so their movies both had a pretty good chance at success. Marvel, however, takes its chances with lesser known characters (or at least looks past its most popular franchises). Marvel gave us the X-Men, Spiderman, and the Hulk, but it also gave us Daredevil, the Fantastic 4, and Iron Man.

DC could risk a little more. They’ve got Green Arrow, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Hawk Girl, Green Lantern…all those characters have potential to be great movies. So where are they? I really want to see a live-action Batman Beyond. With Inque. Hey, I can have high hopes.

Comic book movies are in right now, and they’re successful at the box office among a broad audience. Marvel seems to know what its doing with its characters. I’d like to see DC step up and give us more characters, smart (and tidy) plots, action, and humor. The films can be deep and thoughtful at times, but really, I want to be entertained. Give me super-powered escapism and I’ll enjoy every minute of it.

Superman Returns screencaps are from Follow Tomorrow

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